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How To Deal With Little BrothersThis just in today:
"I was just wondering Snibbley, what would you do if you had a mean little brother that always kicked you and hit you in areas that it really hurts?

I really need some help as this is a major problem for me.

Thank you so much Snibbley.
You are my one true Hero.

-Stupid-Head-No-Brainer"
Well, sonny, that sounds like quite the ordeal. I hope you aren't experiencing any pain at the present.
Younger brothers. Such a joy, such a plague. How do we undergo living with them, you may ask. Here is what I hope will be a tasteful solution.
Wear padding beneath or on top of your clothing to help absorb the blows bestowed upon you. Helmets, mouthpieces, and codpieces work exceptionally well for this. (Especially the latter, if "where it hurts" is what I perceive you are alluding to)
Padding is not always enough, which is why you also need to use bribery. Fuduna Snack Crunchies are the cure for that. Kids cannot resist them, nor can adults. (I myself indulge in them daily) Bribe your little brother with those, promising perks when he doesn't perpetrate harm upon you.
The only other solution I can think of is monsters. Monsters are quite effective for frightening little boys. Obtain a monster, scare your little brother, and threaten to unleash the monster into his room at night if he does not desist in the hitting.
I hope I have been of service to you, old chap! Best of luck to you.
-Snibbley

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