The origin of Fuduna™ is one heck of an awesome, pimpin', and inspiring story that will touch the hearts of millions...
It all began when a man with the name of Jim McFardy, who worked as the bathroom janitor for Squiblicious Foods©, was on the lunch break that would change his life forever... He had brought a simple can of tuna fish to snack upon and sat in one of the bathroom stalls as usual. Just as he opened the fateful can, it tumbled onto the floor...THE FLOOR OF DESTINY!!!
This floor was no ordinary floor...it was covered in the most vile remains of food and random objects that anyone could ever see. There were rotting bandaids...used tissues...the remains of rabies from the many rats that had come and left their little "presents" all over the place...molding carcasses of the WORST kind...and many more things that are still unidentifyable to this day. After Mr. McFardy managed to scoop up the hideous concoction, he was so desperate for a meal that he still ate it.
He suffered from a stroke, but other than that he was pretty much O.K.-ish. Once he recovered from the trauma, he realized, "Hey, people might just be stupid enough to eat this crap.." After opening his first factory, he decided to name it Fuduna, meaning: freakin' ugly tuna...for obvious reasons. It became one of the most popular canned food sold in any store..besides SPAM of course... and the rest is history.
Shortened version: KatieSauce and MichiPaste + Accounting class + boredom = Fuduna™